"No service!?! I wonder if it's true that if you text 911 your call will go through..."
"Work, you POS Apple product. I just need you to work right now."
"Let me just see here... 'Does not support international calls'? What does that even MEAN?"
"Oh, shit. A photographer. Just smile and act like everything's okay."
"Jesus, my Apple ID? And password? I already tried K1LLB1LL... what the fuck is my password?"
"Hello? iPod? Can I even make a phone call on this thing?!"
"Hello? Quentin? Thank god you picked up. I'm stuck on Diddy's yacht at Cannes! Please send help!"
"I am leaving Cannes! Quentin is giving me a ride home! hahaha!"
"DON'T TELL ANYONE WHAT YOU SAW."