If Dr. Seuss Wrote A Book About Ron Swanson

“Give Me All The [Green] Bacon & Eggs You Have.” You know, I don’t think Ron would say no to a helping of ham, either.

For those who really dig the design, it’s also available as a t-shirt at Red Bubble. You had me at “meat tornado.”

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