Hey, weird: Amanda Bynes was walking around completely naked in a New York City tanning salon.
Michael Lohan is taking credit for Octomom heading into rehab, saying, “The most important thing is the willingness to realize and surrender to the issue and commit to getting help, which Nadya did!” Uh-huh.
Oh, just a story about Charlie Sheen buying his hooker a new vagina, courtesy Radar:
“Charlie fancies one girl in particular and sometimes pays her a whopping $25,000 per night to be with him — and that’s not all. This one girl that Charlie really likes had insecurities about her vagina so she begged Charlie to get her a vaginal rejuvenation surgery to make it prettier. And he did. He got her the surgery, and he also bought her a new car.”
Also, Charlie had an ear infection.
In Touch suggests that Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian really will get married soon — and they they’ll do it on TV so that they can make some ca$h money.
Bruce Springsteen and Christina Aguilera will perform at a benefit for areas affected by Hurricane Sandy.
George Clooney is a distant relative of Abe Lincoln?
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are reportedly back together.
Miranda Lambert also went as Honey Boo Boo for Halloween.
Jonny Lee Miller will run in this year’s New York City Marathon.
David Letterman appeared on Jimmy Kimmel’s talk show last night.
HBO has ordered eight episodes of Stephen Merchant’s new comedy series.
Shooter Jennings called out John Mayer on Twitter.
Leonardo DiCaprio likes art.
Ashlee Simpson posted a snippet of her new single online, and I’m confused: Is she trying to be Ashlee Simpson or Cat Power?
Michael Pitt has a new music video.
David Gandy has a new girlfriend.
Lana Del Rey is also going to be the new face of Versace.
The Real World’s Brandon Swift was arrested last night at a bar in Philadelphia.
Val Kilmer and Cher hung out recently.
Heidi Klum without makeup.
A new cast of Teen Mom 3 has been announced.
Lil Wayne cannot fly, doctor’s orders.
Bristol Palin is “smitten” with her new boyfriend.
Psy taught the Jersey Shore cast how to do “Gangnam Style.”
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills posed as the Beverly Hillbillies.