Sorry, Twitter, but "Favorite" is not a verb!
— Mo Rocca (@MoRocca) March 27, 2012
Do they still make Creamsicles?
— Larry King(@kingsthings) March 27, 2012
I don't care how many times it happens...I will NEVER turn Back to the Future off when it comes on. Never. Never Ever.
— Adam Levine (@adamlevine) March 27, 2012
Well played my Queen. My move... RT @MadonnaMDNAday: @_killerking she's hot. If she was my girl I'd never cheat on her.
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) March 27, 2012
Fridge clean up day at the office! twitter.com/cesarmillan/st…
— Cesar Millan (@cesarmillan) March 27, 2012
What will be our children's Thong Song?
— mileskahn (@mileskahn) March 27, 2012
Oh, Smash, you just embarrassed 4 million people.
— DJ Qualls (@TheOnlyDJQualls) March 27, 2012
In LA...waiting for Richard Gere to show up...do you know where I am?
— Katie Couric (@katiecouric) March 27, 2012
Just tried on some AMAZING dresses & none of them fit across my chest - I belong on the Island of Misfits.:O(
— Caroline Manzo(@CarolineManzo) March 27, 2012
My car exploded with flowers! Thanking @luxorlv for the great arrangement. #bestcomedian twitter.com/RealCarrotTop/…
— Carrot Top (@RealCarrotTop) March 27, 2012
Just re-downloaded Weezer's self-titled album. I know every word. I want a girl who laughs for no one else.
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) March 27, 2012
DIS fucking SMISS
— lilyrosecooper (@MrsLRCooper) March 27, 2012
Crime scene yfrog.com/kjf5dknnj
— Cee Lo Green (@CeeLoGreen) March 27, 2012
Tim Tebow got them Malik Yoba lips! They always seem a little too ashy! All that money, you can't buy some damn lip balm. Lol! Welcome to NY
— BILL BELLAMY (@BILLBELLAMY) March 27, 2012
Mrs. Doubtfire wouldn't have fooled me for a second
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) March 27, 2012
If you want to put your baby in commercials, and really have her stand out from the other actress babies, do not name her Brianna.
— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) March 27, 2012
yfrog.com/mmvjjmj PLEEEESE remove the cone of shame!
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) March 27, 2012
Just walked past the #bigbangtheory prop room. Every geek toy and collectible imaginable was in there. #NerdParadise
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) March 27, 2012
Dear Winter, get a calendar.
— Michael Urie (@michaelurie) March 27, 2012
Alicia Silverstone chews and spits food into her son's mouth. My lazy ass mom made me chew my own food, like some kind of fucking animal.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) March 27, 2012
Cocks and Balls tomorrow. RT @KimKardashian: Arms and Abs today.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) March 27, 2012
Note to self: buy coffee only with credit cards, it will eliminate the shame at not leaving a $0.95 tip on a $2.05 order. #themoreyouknow
— Ethan Suplee (@EthanSuplee) March 27, 2012
New expression:"hell, he's drivin' like he got a cat in his lap!"#coinedit!
— T.J. Miller (@nottjmiller) March 27, 2012
I was doing so well until I got my neighbor's free-floating anxiety from his open window.
— Richard Lewis (@TheRichardLewis) March 27, 2012
When I put my Chris O'Donnell and LL Cool J voodoo dolls in the same burnt offering 10 yrs ago, I had no idea the result would be NCIS LA.
— John Mulaney (@mulaney) March 27, 2012
the news is like general hospital even if you miss a few days you can tune back in and pick up where you left off
— Sandra Bernhard (@SandraBernhard) March 27, 2012
So excited!!!Working on a commercial with @50Cent. I got Cooper his autograph! twitpic.com/922eiz
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) March 27, 2012
Yeah dudes! My Nissan Versa is now equipped with my own surfboard and rack. See you at the beach at 6:30am!instagr.am/p/IqXaYzwq5O/
— Steve-O (@SteveO) March 27, 2012
should i follow @justinbieber or not? He keeps poppin' up in my "who to follow" feed.
— Lo Bosworth (@LoBosworth) March 27, 2012
Attn: newborn baby birds of '12.What's with all the suicides?There's no reason to kill yourselves.Unless you can't fly.Then maybe.
— Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) March 27, 2012
Is That Shit still Cray?
— Donald Faison (@donald_faison) March 27, 2012
"I'm actually doing great" is one of the most aggressively hostile phrases you can put in an email to me.
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) March 27, 2012
Let yesterday's bullshit motivate you today.
— marlon wayans (@MARLONLWAYANS) March 27, 2012
I need to get out of the habit of saying "excuse me" here in LA. Nobody cares and they just look at me like I'm crazy.
— Bree Olson (@BreeOlson) March 27, 2012
"Hon, I adore you, but you stink at Draw Somethng" gf to me this am.
— Questo of The Roots (@questlove) March 27, 2012
Puppy sitting! Happiness!! twitter.com/MelissaEGilber…
— Melissa Gilbert (@MelissaEGilbert) March 27, 2012
The reason I'm 'going grey at the sides' @GordonRamsay01 (you cheeky git) is because I don't BLEACH IT BLOND : bit.ly/GXIQua
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 27, 2012
Come back, Al Gore, all is forgiven!!
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 27, 2012
I don't mind when babies cry on planes. I'm usually crying too & I'm not a hypocrite.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 27, 2012
Letterman gets to hang out with my crush tonight. Please watch and let me know if Dave gets fresh. I'm counting on you guys!
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) March 27, 2012
Leno gets to hang with Romney tonight. Please watch and let me know if Mitt's heart is beating. Again, do NOT let me down guys.
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) March 27, 2012
Sporting a butter beer mustache... Delicious! yfrog.com/nvhrcij
— Mario Lopez (@MarioLopezExtra) March 27, 2012
Too bad swag doesn't pay the bills, cuz I'd be a rich woman!!!!
— Aubrey O'Day (@AubreyODay) March 27, 2012