Time for a change, twitter name change...any suggestions?
— Demi Moore (@mrskutcher) April 18, 2012
Brothers... twitter.com/kaitlin_olson/…
— kaitlin olson (@kaitlin_olson) April 18, 2012
I just have OCD and an abiding love for round numbers
— Richard Dreyfuss (@RichardDreyfuss) April 18, 2012
Sex & the City never gets old!!!! Still obsessed!
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) April 18, 2012
NeNe is not nice.
— e. spivey (@spivey_e) April 18, 2012
A Southern girl can spot another evil Southern girl.period.
— e. spivey (@spivey_e) April 18, 2012
If I was an assassin I'd drink milkshakes after I killed guys.
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) April 18, 2012
I'm. So. Bored.
— Sarah Hyland(@Sarah_Hyland) April 18, 2012
I want pizza too.
— Sarah Hyland(@Sarah_Hyland) April 18, 2012
Cynthia Nixon will be here in a few to talk about a problem she's been dealing with #rosacea
— Rosanna Scotto (@rosannascotto) April 18, 2012
Ha! caught snoozin #DanceDuel instagr.am/p/Jj_mLGmZUP/
— Jaleel White (@jaleelwhite) April 18, 2012
Loved all the Starship Troopers quotes again yesterday. You are all so cool.
— Casper Van Dien (@CasperVanDien) April 18, 2012
Haters look in the mirror now do me a favor and slap yourself
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 18, 2012
Gypsy Blood running hot...Spring Fever surging through my loins...hehe..Shades of Grey...;)
— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) April 18, 2012
There are dork douche bags, the dog douche bag AKA playa, the nice douche bag- you don't see these coming, the athlete douche bag....
— Tia Mowry (@TiaMowry) April 18, 2012
The pretty boi douche, and last but not least, the original douche.Wow @TameraMowryTwo experienced them all. Thanks 4 the lesson! Lol!!
— Tia Mowry (@TiaMowry) April 18, 2012
Im not watching modern family 2night. Not cause Im 1 of those actors who lie & say they hate watching themselves. I just have other plans
— Eric Stonestreet (@ericstonestreet) April 18, 2012
I have convinced nt iPhone to call me Antonio Bandares
— jonathan katz (@jonathan_katz) April 18, 2012
Today "tax that ass" is sexy again.
— taran killam (@TaranKillam) April 18, 2012
What mouse was the leader of Rome? Julius Cheeser.I apologize to all mice, cheese and Roman leaders.
— Gilbert Gottfried (@RealGilbert) April 18, 2012
All I learned in college in 1 book twitter.com/amyschumer/sta…
— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) April 18, 2012
Yes it is official I'm leaving Real Housewives of Atlanta. I enjoyed my time working with everyone affiliated with the show.
— Shereè Whitfield (@IamSheree) April 18, 2012
Does this mean Ryan Seacrest only grows stronger? #RIP #DICKCLARK
— Jonah Ray (@jonahray) April 18, 2012
I am deeply saddened by the loss of my dear friend Dick Clark. He has truly been one of the greatest influences in my life.
— Ryan Seacrest (@RyanSeacrest) April 18, 2012
Vincent napping or mid thriller dance move..... twitter.com/TheMandyMoore/…
— Mandy Moore (@TheMandyMoore) April 18, 2012
Pause- I don't like Miracle Whip, just in case u make me a sandwich. Carry on
— Leah Remini (@LeahRemini) April 18, 2012
Whoa! Whoa! I didn't want 2 start a hate campaign against this Miracle Whip.I Had no idea I had such power! I better use my power 2 do good
— Leah Remini (@LeahRemini) April 18, 2012
Ok guys, ending this now-have 2 stick up 4 Miracle Whip, do you think miracle whip wants to be the Jan to Marsha's Mayo?No! Let's love now
— Leah Remini (@LeahRemini) April 18, 2012
Such a lonely vibe at JFK. Or maybe it's just me.
— Jennie Garth (@jenniegarth) April 18, 2012
Art Garfunkel must be proud that it took Paul Simon like 85 African dudes to replace him.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 18, 2012
Told my ex that if he doesn't stop dragging his feet in our divorce that I'd start crashing his dates & intro myself as his wife. He lol'd
— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) April 18, 2012
If they do a BIGGIE Halogram will it be IMAX?? #imjustasking LMAO!!
— BILL BELLAMY (@BILLBELLAMY) April 18, 2012
I love you! “@LanaDelRey: Love yfrog.com/oddlrhmjâ€
— Jaime King (@Jaime_King) April 18, 2012
