"Bachelor Pad" Is Really Just "Double Dare" For Grownups

Trust me on this one.

Last night’s Bachelor Pad featured a “physical challenge” and though I’m not really sure what the point was — something about going through each layer of an ice cream sundae, I’m told — it was clear that the following video needed to be made.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Aa7c0wTpUcw.

If making contestants go through such a degrading competition (dressed in their bathing suits, of course) feels wrong to you, know this: it’s not nearly as bad as last season when they lined all the girls up, put targets on their backs, and had each man throw an egg at the woman they found least attractive. Because that was a real thing that actually happened.