Matador
— AB (@alecbaldwin) April 9, 2012
Pescador
— AB (@alecbaldwin) April 9, 2012
La Piedra
— AB (@alecbaldwin) April 9, 2012
Zuma
— AB (@alecbaldwin) April 9, 2012
Leo Carillo
— AB (@alecbaldwin) April 9, 2012
Encinal Canyon
— AB (@alecbaldwin) April 9, 2012
Felices Pascuas...
— AB (@alecbaldwin) April 8, 2012
Peep-tinis! twitter.com/Bridget/status…
— Bridget Marquardt (@Bridget) April 9, 2012
Can I just put it out there - I'd love if restaurants would chill-out with putting rosemary into table bread. It tastes like smelly grass.
— Sean Hayes (@theseanhayes) April 9, 2012
Sang "Sussudio" at karaoke.My girlfriend: "I've never heard that song but I loved it."#39
— Dan Harmon (@danharmon) April 9, 2012
I REALLY want @tomhanks' loft from "big." With the same stuff in it. Notably the Bball hoop, the bunk beds, and the soda machine. Thanks.
— Adam Levine (@adamlevine) April 9, 2012
Oh. And the trampoline. Shit how could I forget that? So crucial. (please see previous tweet)
— Adam Levine (@adamlevine) April 9, 2012
I can't eat it. So I'm just gonna smell the shittttt out of it! My mouth is LITERALLY watering. twitter.com/MileyCyrus/sta…
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) April 9, 2012
For everyone calling me anorexic I have a gluten and lactose allergy. It's not about weight it's about health. Gluten is crapppp anyway!
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) April 9, 2012
I do not like to cry. Especially in public LOL
— KhloéKardashianOdom (@KhloeKardashian) April 9, 2012
Easter Bunny hides eggs from children, Tooth Fairy takes teeth & Santa creeps in thru chimney. They all sound like jerks to me. #JustSayin
— oliviamunn (@oliviamunn) April 9, 2012
Could Titanic win the Best Picture Oscar again this year... Because it should. It's awesome all over again.
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) April 9, 2012
Just lost all my men followers.
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) April 9, 2012
pizza, corn, pudding was a popular lunch combo they served in school growing up.
— Eric Stonestreet (@ericstonestreet) April 9, 2012
when a person tweets me "random" i cut myself.
— Eric Stonestreet (@ericstonestreet) April 9, 2012
Easter Bunny instagr.am/p/JLje6dsuiX/
— Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) April 9, 2012
Old ladies in New York have dominated the annual Lou Reed Look-a-like Contest for years.
— John Mulaney (@mulaney) April 9, 2012
"i wish you were here..so i could just burp in your face."
— Rebecca Black (@MsRebeccaBlack) April 9, 2012
re: hunger games, woody harrelson looked like klaus kinski's doppelganger from aguirre wrath of god.
— moby (@thelittleidiot) April 9, 2012
Just starting to come down from yesterday's ham high.
— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) April 9, 2012
Wow. My hairstylist @davestanwell puts a toilet seat on me to "complete his look" for my morning @accessholl instagr.am/p/JM3DQtsYyf/
— Mena Suvari (@mena13suvari) April 9, 2012
"We the people (in this room)..." Like "in bed" for the fortune cookie. Just add "in this room" after the declarative statements
— Don Cheadle (@IamDonCheadle) April 9, 2012
in the constitution to understand what was actually intended.
— Don Cheadle (@IamDonCheadle) April 9, 2012
Just tweeted this with my taint. #Skillllls
— Damon Wayans Yunior? (@wayansjr) April 9, 2012
Kony better pray he doesn't end up on a flight from Boston to Toronto with Mark Wahlberg or he's finished.
— Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) April 9, 2012
Cut it off!! instagr.am/p/JMy3OID-UR/
— kevin jonas (@kevinjonas) April 9, 2012
Wow @serenawilliams is my role model!
— Venus Williams (@Venuseswilliams) April 9, 2012
P.S I love tennis!
— Venus Williams (@Venuseswilliams) April 9, 2012
The good news is I just ate a jellybean I found on the ground of our apartment.The bad news is it was a tiny ball of Play Doh.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) April 9, 2012
Saw Hunger Games...I am officially traumatized. I'm sure to have nightmares tonight!
— Patti Stanger (@pattistanger) April 9, 2012
Dear @LittleEdenWood, I ask that U guide my thoughts, my feelings & my perceptions AMEN
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) April 9, 2012
Listening to a song called "Tell Her About It" by a guy who keeps getting dumped.
— Gavin McInnes (@Gavin_McInnes) April 9, 2012
I wish Donald Trump Jr. was more like Billy Madison
— Andy Milonakis (@AndyMilonakis) April 9, 2012
Morning everyone!!!! twitter.com/JENNIWOWW/stat…
— JWOWW (@JENNIWOWW) April 9, 2012