“Getting #Fit”
“Thinking about dying my hair. Blonde or brunette?”
#SelfieSaturday
"When somebody does a stupid thing that bothers you.”
“Is everyone but me getting married/pregnant?”
"I hate Facebook. I’m deleting it.”
“Relationship Status: Married to my BFF”
“I feel some type of way about this ambiguous thing.”
The moral of this story is: don't be typical and boring. Status updates are just that: updates. If you don't have any news, then no need to post lameness. Be yourself, not your profile. Likes won't keep you company.
What annoys you about single girl statuses?