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Eva Mendes recently said that sweatpants are the number one cause of divorce in America.
Sure, relationships are nice enough. But when it comes down to it, you'd rather have this...
Than this.
1. Because sweatpants are always there for you.
2. They never judge you.
3. They never ask why you're eating leftover pizza at 3 a.m.
4. Because sweatpants love you unconditionally.
5. They'll come and see crappy movies with you.
6. And they won't even think about asking you to share your popcorn.
7. They totally think that thing you do is super cute and not at all annoying.
8. Sweatpants are givers, not takers.
9. They're excellent listeners.
10. And they don't care if you don't take their surname.
11. Because sweatpants just get it, you know?
12. Sweatpants keep you warm at night.
13. And they never get jealous about your other pairs of sweatpants.
14. Sweatpants don't have in-laws.
15. Sweatpants love you just the way you are.
16. This is why sweatpants trumps a relationship every time.
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