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Hi I am Owen Wilson, and I just got infected by radiation. I am not worried about my career at all, I have the nose of a bad armenian boxer, however I still got to play the supermodel Hansel in Zoolander.
Now that I am a zombie I feel it is my civic duty to show you a healthy non-vegan non-human alternative to eating human brains. If you get infected you no longer have to viciously murder your friends , neighbors and relatives. Isn’t that great?
Watch this simple cooking video and I will show you how to simply cook a healthy alternative to eating human brains. Now you can have plants and zombies peacefully co-existing in nature. I like plants, even though I am a zombie.
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