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Posted on May 8, 2012

Owen Wilson Shows You A Non Human Alternative To Eating Human Brains

For more OWEN WILSON click here http://youtu.be/XNqCku4Wp30 For tips on how to replace SH*T with Kardashian click here http://youtu.be/sDeh3SQKNYI Hi I am Owen Wilson, and I just got infected by radiation. I am not worried about my career at all, I have the nose of a bad armenian boxer, however I still got to play the supermodel Hansel in Zoolander. Now that I am a zombie I feel it is my civic duty to show you a healthy non-vegan non-human alternative to eating human brains. If you get infected you no longer have to viciously murder your friends , neighbors and relatives. Isn't that great? Watch this simple cooking video and I will show you how to simply cook a healthy alternative to eating human brains. Now you can have plants and zombies peacefully co-existing in nature. I like plants, even though I am a zombie. SUBSCRIBE TO ME FOR MORE FUNNY!!! http://www.youtube.com/waltermasterson Follow me on Twitter and Facebook http://www.facebook.com/waltermasterson http://www.twitter.com/waltermasterson Category: Comedy Tags: owen wilson owen wilson movies zombies zombie brains how to eat human brains eat brains plants and zombies zombies vs plants plant zombie zombie game zombie movie zombie parkour