11 People You Find At The UCLA Library

Because who goes to the library to actually study?

1. The TV Watcher

This person was clearly sexiled by his roommate and just needs to get away from it all with a little Netflix binging.

2. The Napper

This person has a strong aversion to studying...and to having the light in his face.

3. The Cabinet Whisperer

This is your typical crazy homeless lady, found most frequently in the basement or wherever there is an open computer. She enjoys long, one-sided conversations with just about anything, including the top of a filing cabinet.

4. The Skyper

This person has no respect for anything. He deserves to share a bunk with Hitler in the innermost circle of Hell.

5. The Sorority Girl

This girl is here to mingle. With her letters on top and leggings on bottom, she's ready to socialize with any frat boy who comes her way...and then post a status about it #lovemysisters

6. The Gnome

This person is the decorative lawn gnome in any library. They are always bundled up and use their hood as protection from the harsh reality of their surroundings.

7. The Freeloader

This person is clearly not a student and is just here to take advantage of the free computers. From watching YouTube videos to reading blogs and pirating TV shows, they've seen everything--all for the price of $0.00

8. The USC Student

HE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE

9. The Couple

These people have no idea how to function within society. Who needs a quick smooch from a loved one when you have the warm embrace of your calculus book on a lonely night

10. The Convict

No backpack, no valid I.D, no service!

11. Porn Guy

This guy enjoys life's cheap thrills. He's just looking to have a good time and knows a college library is the perfect place to do so.