I like how the last two things I saw on the Buzzfeed were commercials— one for Space Nazis and the other for this show. I blame myself for being too stupid to not notice that I was being advertised to until I was finished watching them. Call me crazy, too, but here's something interesting that I gathered. The show is on Fox, and it's about a wealthy American man who adopts a foreign tribe into his house/way of life and suddenly they're “fine” and they don't need protected anymore? This seems like a microcosm for conservative foreign policy and imperialism, but that's just me…

Regardless of the “hipsters” trend on Buzzfeed, though, I loved this video.

First it was ICP “Miracles” jokes, now it's Hipsters. It's old. Stop it.

He really is a douche!

This literally deserves no part of a news segment in any way at all. What she does is her own business. Leave it to FOX to make a fool of themselves. Again. The sweet thing is— whether she is or whether she isn't, everyone who reports on this looks like an idiot no matter what.

Not attractive, if you ask me. Her lips are disproportionate to her almost baby-like head. I'd feel like a pedophile if I was dating her. And when will people realize that there's absolutely nothing “fashionable” about pictures 6 and 11?

Someone has seemingly lost another iPhone… this time in Southeast Asia?

This video should be shown to anyone who is on Suicide Watch. It destroys depression.

“Doesn't this just make you want to get married, settle down and have a wife that dies, leaving you a broken, grumpy old husk of what you used to be, only to be reclaimed by a preposterous and scientifically impossible story?”

The picture of the chef makes me wonder when Lars Ulrich and Cristopher Walken had a baby.