1. When dining alone gets . . . lonely
Not anymore!
2. When your best friends start fighting
Nope
3. When you thought they were waving at you
Just excited bout ma phone
4. Or worse, when they are but you don't know them
Ha. Phone time.
5. When you realize you're going the wrong way
Oh hi, CandyCrush
6. Whenever dad picks you up
Must. Tumblr.
7. When you fall asleep and miss your stop
Whatever. No Biggie.
8. When Uncle Joe rants about "The Twitter" ruining America
Nah ah
9. When you realize no one is listening
Twitter loves me
10. Walking into the wrong classroom
Oh well
11. When you have guests and your cat's a jerk
LOL didn't notice
12. Any awkward situation, really
Total save
#Obviously - Virgin Mobile