1, 3, 7 and 13 are the ones I find outright rude, but none of them are ‘offensive’, they’re just juvenile or stupid. The majority of these are dead on balls accurate, and more than a few are clearly meant to be flattering (and actually are, 14-18). I’m glad most of my fellow fatties on here are thinking for themselves instead of letting a website tell them what they should be offended by.
It would, since it’s a pun.
I’m amazed at how worked up people are over this. I’m an atheist and I’m not offended, most people on the interwebs who proclaim atheism are as obnoxious as this post. Settle down, folks.
Well, there’s over 3500 police officers in the Phoenix PD, so I think we’re okay. But thanks!
Most of these are pretty bitchin’. Well done.