1. You’re super excited when you get the job offer
What?! I can move out of my parents’ basement?
2. But on the first day, you’re already confused
Huh? They didn’t teach me this in law school.
3. You want to cry because nobody explains anything
I’m going to be fired.
4. And you’re afraid to ask any questions
What kind of mood is he in today?…
5. Then the partners start piling on work
I have to finish this by tomorrow?
8. When you get home, you scarf down everything in sight
I didn’t even remember to eat today…FML.
9. Even when you make time to sleep, you can’t
I’m just going to roll away now
10. And then something miraculous happens
Wait, it’s all starting to make sense now.
11. But then you submit your first assignment
It didn’t seem that bad to me…
12. And depression sets in again
If anyone calls, I’ll be laying under my desk.
13. By Friday, you’re just thankful the weekend is almost here
I can make it through one more day.
14. But then you realize you have a deadline on Monday
Wait, I thought that was due in two weeks?