5 Lyrics From Salt-N-Pepa's "Shoop" That Should Be Used As Lifetime Movie Titles

The quirky lyrics of this 90s sexual anthem could totally be sentimental plots for some soft-lit daytime sagas. Look into buying these rights, Lifetime executives.

My Niece, My Witness

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"I looked around and I couldn't believe this, I swear, I stared, my niece my witness"

A woman (Gabrielle Union) stands falsely accused of murder. She has a shady past, and the ruthless prosecutor (Christine Baranski) is determine to use it against her. All looks hopeless ... until her niece (Raven Symone, in a dramatic debut) agrees to testify with an alibi. But can the niece overcome her muteness in time?

Felt It In My Hips

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"Felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks."

An aging doula (Tyne Daly) develops an infection from a faulty pin in her artificial hip. With the help of her daughter (Amy Brenneman) and a scrappy young lawyer (Hillary Duff), she takes on the manufacturer, the hospital, and her insurance company in this stirring David-and-Goliath story.

Your Big Jeans

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"I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams"

Two sisters (Ricki Lake and Carnie Wilson) keep each afloat in the stormy seas of divorce, weight loss, and cat ownership. But not without some help from their best friends! (Ben and Jerry)

Came To My Senses

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"Came to my senses, then I chilled for a bit"

A high-powered executive (Leighton Meester) has her whole life charted out... until she's diagnosed with a rare congenital disease that will blind in three months. Sean Hayes co-stars as the paralegal who helps her reconnect with her estranged mother (Barbara Hershey) before the darkness closes in.

The Voodoo That You Do

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"Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do so well

A suburban couple (Katherine Heigl and Ryan Reynolds) is thrilled with their new nanny (Stevie Nicks)... but when the kids fall ill and mutilated chicken carcasses appear in the backyard, they pit themselves in a desperate race against time to re-trace her dark past in Haiti. Dakota Fanning appears as Young Nanny.