27 Signs You’re From San Francisco

“From Oakland to Sacktown, the Bay Area and back down.”

1. You drank in Dolores park in high school—and you still do.

ID: 1150901

2. You look like Megan Draper Does Hawaii the moment the sun comes out.

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ID: 1150910

3. You’ve never been to Alcatraz nor ridden a cable car and never plan to.

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ID: 1150922

4. You avoid Pier 39 like the plague.

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ID: 1151020

5. You knew what a scorpion bowl was, but couldn’t remember once you finished it.

ID: 1151080

6. You have a strong love/hate relationship with MUNI.

Yes, its not called THE MUNI.

ID: 1151190

7. You’ll travel across the city for quality ice cream.

I’m talking about you Bi-Rite, Humphry Slocombe and Mr. & Mrs. Miscellaneous…

ID: 1152178

8. You have a favorite homeless friend in every neighborhood.

And they probably know your late night secrets.

ID: 1152257

9. You know how important a REAL burrito is to your general survival.

ID: 1152353

10. You know Summer looks like this.

ID: 1152380

11. Vegans, locavores, paleo, and raw diets are part of the vocabulary.

ID: 1152392

12. You’ve smoked with someone’s parents (bonus points for grandparents).

ID: 1152456

13. When someone says they’re from San Francisco, you ask them to specify, just to make sure they don’t mean somewhere like Sacramento or Walnut Creek.

Geography lessons ensue.

ID: 1152468

14. When your office looks like this, and you know more about startups than you realize.

ID: 1152474

15. If this parking sign is normal.

ID: 1168163

16. When your real estate broker looks like this.

ID: 1168177

17. “Small batch” and “artisanal” is a big part of your life.

ID: 1168194

18. You’re always complaining about gentrification.

ID: 1168259

19. This is your medicine.

ID: 1168279

20. This is how you celebrate.

ID: 1168290

21. Your car looks like an extension of your closet because of micro-climates.

Well, maybe not this swanky…

ID: 1170485

22. You consider walking as adequate exercise.

ID: 1170592

23. When people from out of town say “hella”, you look at them like this.

ID: 1170633

24. Knowing and loving this.

ID: 1170707

25. You watch a lot of bad 90s movies just because they’re filmed in SF.

ID: 1171178

26. You probably have a food blog that you keep secret.

ID: 1171697

27. And this whole scene isn’t weird to you.

ID: 1171710

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