10 Reasons Why You Should Read "As Told By Chaits"

It has come to my attention recently that not everyone reads my critically acclaimed email talk show, As Told By Chaits. I can't imagine why that would be the case, considering my mailings have received almost four and a half semi-rave reviews. If you aren't convinced, here are some reasons why you should set aside a few minutes every Tuesday and Thursday to read the magnificent mess that is As Told By Chaits.

1. They provide a quick but necessary-for-your-brain-to-not-explode study break.

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2. They're always stunningly color-coordinated.

Yesterday my life was duller, but [after reading As Told By Chaits] it's in technicolor!

3. Sometimes they're THEMED! A good theme is a sorority girl's kryptonite!

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For those of you who don't follow my show, you missed a pretty magical (lol #hilarious) Harry Potter mailing.

4. One time I crafted up a faux JDate profile for your viewing pleasure.

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5. Another time I shared with you a killer playlist of study jamz.

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6. I've heard each episode is pretty funny...

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...From my mom.

7. At the very least it's funny (read: sad) how much time I spend writing them.

You are a sad, strange little [woman], and you have my pity.

8. I mean, you're going to keep getting them whether or not you read them.

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9. Plus, every now and then they contain actual, relevant information...

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...But not usually.

10. Also, you can use them as blackmail when I become famous.

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#ihadakiki