Luxury, Venison Prosciutto And A White Limousine: The XOXO Story
Melbourne's most decadent private club has really done it this time.
Bottom lips bit guaranteed, Hugs and Kisses is the place your desire can truly *be*. Exist, manifest yourself, loosen the suspenders of propriety. Because when suspenders are discarded, pants are off and when pants are off bets are off. You may have been indoctrinated into the the libertarian ethos of Hugs and Kisses. A mode of living that would make Lord Byron blanch and hit the bricks, a paradise made and discarded three nights a week. If not, grease every nook of your sapphiric flesh with ambergris, wash it with thrice-blessed waters and regrease it with the oils extracted from the hair of a homunculus magicked from underneath the feet of every dancefloor ever trod in the name of incomprehensible ecstasy. Then you may be ready to introduce yourself to their new party, XOXO. Book the house limousine, strap down the parts of yourself set to burst under the inquiring thumbs of hosts Paul Jager, Simon TK and Hugo Atkins. "The finest in sophisticated disco and romantic dance" they say, but should you require more explanation we talked the hosts. Speaking as one melodious voice they hipped the unacquainted to how they'll be seduced.
THUMP: I am curious about your philosophy of divine decadence. How can divine decadence enrich my life? I am only acquainted with earthly abstinence.
XOXO: A more appropriate question may be, "How can I divine decadence?" At XOXO, we consider decadence to be a euphoric state accessible with the right frame of mind alteration. Abstinence from earthly pleasures will result in a life unfulfilled. We suggest the opposite, for all holy feelings, fill all the holes.
What is the best way to arrive XOXO?
A stylish ride in the XOXO 1988 ivory-white Cadillac prestige limousine. To soundtrack the journey, DJ Robyn Treasure has been busy preparing a smooth 'n' sexy pre-party, pre-1988 mix comprised of the perfect selection of vintage limousine lounge.
ROBYN TREASURE - OBSCENE LIMOUSINE XOXO MIXXX
What is the best thing to eat at XOXO?
XOXO advocates a strict diet of forbidden fruit, charcuterie and nuts. XOXO have been busy curing a leg of venison prosciutto. This shall be served tropical style, wrapped around fresh rockmelon and strawberries at our inauguration party on July 25th.
How should one dress themselves at XOXO?
Leather!
Precisely what is forbidden at XOXO?
Rules are made to be broken, everything is forbidden and all is forgiven. Confess your sins and leave all hang-ups at the door. This is a night of reckless abandonment.
XOXO is happening this Friday, July 25 at Hugs & Kisses. All the information you need to forward to your limo driver is here
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Written by: Kane Daniel
Jul 22 2014
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