Ladies and gentlemen, please put on your headphones. We're about to take a little stroll.
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It's time to make your entrance, and things are gonna get FIERCE.
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Set your confidence phasers on "stun" and get ready to show the sidewalk what's up.
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You step onto the street like, "Why hello, outside world, didn't see you there!"
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And it's clear from the way you're MOVIN' that it's going to be completely impossible to hold you back.
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You're working that stride of pride like no other...
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...and KILLING it with your strut.
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You swivel your hips like, "Oh, this old thing?"
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And the way you work them shoulders is otherworldly.
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You throw your shoulders back and tell the world, "It's [insert your name here], bitch."
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Ew, hold up, you see someone you hate. But you just hairflip and SASHAY AWAY.
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Besides, you're like one second away from the mayor offering your ass a key to the city.
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You wonder, "God, why is everyone else walking SO SLOWLY?"
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Then someone bumps into you and doesn't excuse themself. But nothing's gonna slow you down right now.
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Besides, you're still hitting every mark with a smile on your face.
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You're shredding happily along the avenue like you've never had a bad thing happen in your life...
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...and you look STUNNING. When you walk into a place, you instantly make it 300% sexier.
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You glide through the world like an exquisite swan. Wait, are your feet even touching the ground?
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Oh dip, your *sinister* walking song just came on, though. Bitches need to LOOK OUT.
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And you're doing "mean-sexy" so RIGHT.
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But wait, this next song is PERFECT. You just have to stop and bust a crazy move real quick.
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Everyone you pass is like, "How is it possible for one person to have such perfect vibes?"
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Man, you love this city. And it loves you and that hot-ass strut right back.
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You're simply unstoppable, killer. And you've got the walk to back it up.
You and your headphones owned the fuck out of today. Well done.
