23 Songs That Make The World Your Personal Catwalk

STEP ASIDE, WORLD, BECAUSE YOU’RE SERVING FIERCE RUNWAY REALNESS. Or sidewalk realness, at least.

Ladies and gentlemen, please put on your headphones. We’re about to take a little stroll.

1. It’s time to make your entrance, and things are gonna get FIERCE.

Imperial Teen, “Yoo Hoo”

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2. Set your confidence phasers on “stun” and get ready to show the sidewalk what’s up.

RuPaul, “Supermodel”

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3. You step onto the street like, “Why hello, outside world, didn’t see you there!”

M.I.A., “Galang”

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4. And it’s clear from the way you’re MOVIN’ that it’s going to be completely impossible to hold you back.

The White Stripes, “Seven Nation Army”

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5. You’re working that stride of pride like no other…

Dexys Midnight Runners, “Come on Eileen”

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6. …and KILLING it with your strut.

Madonna, “Hung Up”

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7. You swivel your hips like, “Oh, this old thing?”

Scissor Sisters, “Laura”

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8. And the way you work them shoulders is otherworldly.

Psychic TV, “Godstar”

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9. You throw your shoulders back and tell the world, “It’s [insert your name here], bitch.”

Britney Spears, “Gimme More”

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10. Ew, hold up, you see someone you hate. But you just hairflip and SASHAY AWAY.

Nancy Sinatra, “These Boots Are Made for Walkin’”

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11. Besides, you’re like one second away from the mayor offering your ass a key to the city.

Beyoncé featuring Lady Gaga, “Video Phone”

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12. You wonder, “God, why is everyone else walking SO SLOWLY?”

Azealia Banks, “212”

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13. Then someone bumps into you and doesn’t excuse themself. But nothing’s gonna slow you down right now.

The Smiths, “Shoplifters of the World Unite”

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14. Besides, you’re still hitting every mark with a smile on your face.

Sleigh Bells, “Rill Rill”

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15. You’re shredding happily along the avenue like you’ve never had a bad thing happen in your life…

The Replacements, “Can’t Hardly Wait”

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16. …and you look STUNNING. When you walk into a place, you instantly make it 300% sexier.

Air, “Sexy Boy”

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17. You glide through the world like an exquisite swan. Wait, are your feet even touching the ground?

Kendal Johansson, “Blue Moon”

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18. Oh dip, your *sinister* walking song just came on, though. Bitches need to LOOK OUT.

Duran Duran, “The Chauffeur”

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19. And you’re doing “mean-sexy” so RIGHT.

Santigold, “Shove It”

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20. But wait, this next song is PERFECT. You just have to stop and bust a crazy move real quick.

LCD Soundsystem, “Dance Yrself Clean”

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21. Everyone you pass is like, “How is it possible for one person to have such perfect vibes?”

Calvin Harris featuring Florence Welch, “Sweet Nothing”

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22. Man, you love this city. And it loves you and that hot-ass strut right back.

M83, “Midnight City”

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23. You’re simply unstoppable, killer. And you’ve got the walk to back it up.

Robyn, “Dancing on My Own”

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You and your headphones owned the fuck out of today. Well done.

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