23 Songs That Make The World Your Personal Catwalk


Ladies and gentlemen, please put on your headphones. We’re about to take a little stroll.

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1. It’s time to make your entrance, and things are gonna get FIERCE.

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Imperial Teen, “Yoo Hoo”

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2. Set your confidence phasers on “stun” and get ready to show the sidewalk what’s up.

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RuPaul, “Supermodel”

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3. You step onto the street like, “Why hello, outside world, didn’t see you there!”

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M.I.A., “Galang”

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4. And it’s clear from the way you’re MOVIN’ that it’s going to be completely impossible to hold you back.

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The White Stripes, “Seven Nation Army”

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5. You’re working that stride of pride like no other…

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Dexys Midnight Runners, “Come on Eileen”

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6. …and KILLING it with your strut.

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Madonna, “Hung Up”

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7. You swivel your hips like, “Oh, this old thing?”

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Scissor Sisters, “Laura”

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8. And the way you work them shoulders is otherworldly.

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Psychic TV, “Godstar”

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9. You throw your shoulders back and tell the world, “It’s [insert your name here], bitch.”

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Britney Spears, “Gimme More”

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10. Ew, hold up, you see someone you hate. But you just hairflip and SASHAY AWAY.

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Nancy Sinatra, “These Boots Are Made for Walkin’”

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11. Besides, you’re like one second away from the mayor offering your ass a key to the city.

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Beyoncé featuring Lady Gaga, “Video Phone”

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12. You wonder, “God, why is everyone else walking SO SLOWLY?”

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Azealia Banks, “212”

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13. Then someone bumps into you and doesn’t excuse themself. But nothing’s gonna slow you down right now.

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The Smiths, “Shoplifters of the World Unite”

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14. Besides, you’re still hitting every mark with a smile on your face.

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Sleigh Bells, “Rill Rill”

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15. You’re shredding happily along the avenue like you’ve never had a bad thing happen in your life…

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The Replacements, “Can’t Hardly Wait”

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16. …and you look STUNNING. When you walk into a place, you instantly make it 300% sexier.

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Air, “Sexy Boy”

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17. You glide through the world like an exquisite swan. Wait, are your feet even touching the ground?

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Kendal Johansson, “Blue Moon”

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18. Oh dip, your *sinister* walking song just came on, though. Bitches need to LOOK OUT.

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Duran Duran, “The Chauffeur”

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19. And you’re doing “mean-sexy” so RIGHT.

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Santigold, “Shove It”

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20. But wait, this next song is PERFECT. You just have to stop and bust a crazy move real quick.

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LCD Soundsystem, “Dance Yrself Clean”

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21. Everyone you pass is like, “How is it possible for one person to have such perfect vibes?”

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Calvin Harris featuring Florence Welch, “Sweet Nothing”

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22. Man, you love this city. And it loves you and that hot-ass strut right back.

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M83, “Midnight City”

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23. You’re simply unstoppable, killer. And you’ve got the walk to back it up.

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Robyn, “Dancing on My Own”

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You and your headphones owned the fuck out of today. Well done.

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