Ladies and gentlemen, please put on your headphones. We’re about to take a little stroll.
12. You wonder, “God, why is everyone else walking SO SLOWLY?”
15. You’re shredding happily along the avenue like you’ve never had a bad thing happen in your life…
19. And you’re doing “mean-sexy” so RIGHT.
You and your headphones owned the fuck out of today. Well done.
- And Super Bowl Sunday has arrived. The Denver Broncos will take on the Carolina Panthers at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, California. Kickoff is at 6:30 ET 🏈