Mankini Ban On UK Beach

A town in Cornwall, England has banned the wearing of the Mankini.

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It has supposedly led to a downturn in the crime rate! According to the Mayor of Newquay, Dave Sleeman, which is situated in Cornwall, England, says that a town wide ban has been made on the wearing of the Mankini. The local police will tell anyone caught wearing such an item to go home and get changed into something far more acceptable.

Newquay is trying to attract a far better class of person, preferably the sort that wears proper bathing attire, drinks only iced tea with lemon and are in bed for 9:30pm. 'We are so fed up with those people who come here from those northern places with the only intention of enjoying themselves!' said one resident who wished to remain nameless.

Another elderly resident said 'I've seen very hairy men with naughty bits dangling for everyone to see. Some of them were quite large! Personally, I find it quite an attraction, but I don't think I should say anymore. Oooh, you won't print my name will you?'

The crackdown is part of an ongoing campaign by the town to stop excess drinking and public disorder, helping create an area which is far more family friendly as opposed to a magnet for people with bad attitudes that want to do nothing but party in Mankini's all the time.