The “Ban Divorce” Act

If you loved Prop 8, you'll really love the “2010 California Marriage Protection Act.” John Marcotte is hitting the streets (and visiting gay clubs) to get signatures in support of his divorce ban. Because after all, “Jesus loves you after you get divorced, but not as much as before.”

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  • diannp   The "Ban Divorce" Act  about a year ago
  • Sinistral thinks The "Ban Divorce" Act is WTF  about a year ago
  • I bet spousal abuse and murder will be on the rise after this. Gotta get rid of 'em some way.

    Tara Marie
    2 years ago
  • berry connell thinks The "Ban Divorce" Act is WTF  about 2 years ago
  • After this gets passed, on to mandatory college time, mandatory calisthenics, and sugar rationing.

    berry connell
    2 years ago
  • RuffNReddy   The "Ban Divorce" Act  about 2 years ago
  • Darrell Davis, Jr   The "Ban Divorce" Act  about 2 years ago
  • Best idea every. Let them vote away someone else's freedoms for a change.

    Holy Cow!
    2 years ago
  • skotadi thinks The "Ban Divorce" Act is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Actually, Jesus did allow for divorce in the case of “unchastity” (Matthew 19:9): And I say to you, whoever divorces his wife, except for unchastity, and marries another commits adultery. Followed by this passage (Matthew 19:10-12): His disciples said to him, “If such is the case of a man with his wife, it is better not to marry.” But he said to them, “Not everyone can accept this teaching, but only those to whom it is given. For there are eunuchs [castrated men] who have been so from birth, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. Let anyone accept this who can.” In sum: divorce is ok if you're wife is unchaste, but you should really castrate yourself if you can.  

    Plato Wild
    2 years ago
  • Date Daily
    2 years ago
  • Andi Chrisman thinks The "Ban Divorce" Act is WTF  about 2 years ago
  • Jonathan Swift would be proud.

    Jeff
    2 years ago
  • Jenny Young   The "Ban Divorce" Act  about 2 years ago
  • don't you worry

    Carlos B.
    2 years ago
  • we have to start taking these assholes seriously. they want an Iran like regime here. Stoning for blasphemy, adultery, etc.

    Carlos B.
    2 years ago
  • Till death do you part…

    Even if we got to friggin chain you up!

    Dave Friedel
    2 years ago
  • The funny thing is, I can see all the people who voted for Schwarzenegger just to be ironic (like me!) actually voting for this. Then when it passes, there's a collective “Oh.. shit..”

    Jim Corbin
    2 years ago
  • Paola D thinks The "Ban Divorce" Act is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Nick   The "Ban Divorce" Act  about 2 years ago
  • you know, this could actually pass.

    lchen12345
    2 years ago
  • Josh   The "Ban Divorce" Act  about 2 years ago
  • I had this idea a while back, but I'm glad to see someone actually doing it.

    Josh
    2 years ago
  • If you're responding “WTF” I can only assume that either you don't get the joke, or you really love divorce.

  • Fee thinks The "Ban Divorce" Act is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Derek thinks The "Ban Divorce" Act is WTF  about 2 years ago
  • Corey Anderson thinks The "Ban Divorce" Act is WTF  about 2 years ago
  • NelsonC   The "Ban Divorce" Act and thinks it’s LOL  about 2 years ago
  • jeff stcool   The "Ban Divorce" Act and thinks it’s OMG, WTF & LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Jessica M.   The "Ban Divorce" Act  about 2 years ago
  • Eric F. thinks The "Ban Divorce" Act is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Jon Christopher   The "Ban Divorce" Act  about 2 years ago
  • The Internet's Very Own Veronica Belmont thinks The "Ban Divorce" Act is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • MrRadon   The "Ban Divorce" Act  about 2 years ago
  • Alex Kozdra   The "Ban Divorce" Act and thinks it’s LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Joseph   The "Ban Divorce" Act  about 2 years ago
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  • DavidE   The "Ban Divorce" Act  about 2 years ago
  • ArapahoeRappaport   The "Ban Divorce" Act  about 2 years ago
  • John W   The "Ban Divorce" Act  about 2 years ago
  • This is fantastic. Also one of those ideas I wish I had come up with.

    John Winskowicz
    2 years ago
  • Ryan B.   The "Ban Divorce" Act and thinks it’s LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Bwgan thinks The "Ban Divorce" Act is WTF  about 2 years ago
  • The "Ban Divorce" Act was featured on the homepage  about 2 years ago

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