I bet spousal abuse and murder will be on the rise after this. Gotta get rid of 'em some way.
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Culture Buzz If you loved Prop 8, you'll really love the “2010 California Marriage Protection Act.” John Marcotte is hitting the streets (and visiting gay clubs) to get signatures in support of his divorce ban. Because after all, “Jesus loves you after you get divorced, but not as much as before.”
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I bet spousal abuse and murder will be on the rise after this. Gotta get rid of 'em some way.
After this gets passed, on to mandatory college time, mandatory calisthenics, and sugar rationing.
Best idea every. Let them vote away someone else's freedoms for a change.
Actually, Jesus did allow for divorce in the case of “unchastity” (Matthew 19:9): And I say to you, whoever divorces his wife, except for unchastity, and marries another commits adultery. Followed by this passage (Matthew 19:10-12): His disciples said to him, “If such is the case of a man with his wife, it is better not to marry.” But he said to them, “Not everyone can accept this teaching, but only those to whom it is given. For there are eunuchs [castrated men] who have been so from birth, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. Let anyone accept this who can.” In sum: divorce is ok if you're wife is unchaste, but you should really castrate yourself if you can.
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Jonathan Swift would be proud.
don't you worry
we have to start taking these assholes seriously. they want an Iran like regime here. Stoning for blasphemy, adultery, etc.
Till death do you part…
Even if we got to friggin chain you up!
The funny thing is, I can see all the people who voted for Schwarzenegger just to be ironic (like me!) actually voting for this. Then when it passes, there's a collective “Oh.. shit..”
you know, this could actually pass.
I had this idea a while back, but I'm glad to see someone actually doing it.
If you're responding “WTF” I can only assume that either you don't get the joke, or you really love divorce.
This is fantastic. Also one of those ideas I wish I had come up with.
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