I just realized how to put the tea party out of business. Actually this was a Richard Pryor idea from a Reverend Love sketch. Reverend Love was having a telethon to raise money but nobody was calling. So he changed the cause to the “Back to Africa” movement and the phones started ringing off the wall. If someone were to start a party dedicated to sending black people back to Africa, all of the people donating to the tea parties would start donating to the Back to Africa movement and the tea parties would go out of business.