Anyone who deals with the public a lot, and actually hears people pronounce things this way, finds this pretty amusing.

I only laughed at Aspergers for asparagus

i laughed way too much and i'm totally ok with that

These are the names I imagine if Ikea were to have a large grocery store.

Some things are just best left on 4chan.
This is basically a ripoff of Woll Smoth anyway.

I didn't laugh. If anything, I slowly died on the inside.  So it's come to this, internet. Been a good ride while it lasted.

I did not laugh once. I win.