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    GOP Candidate Michele Bachmann Promises to Restrict Earthquakes to the West Coast

    Washington, DC - Politicians promise all kinds of things on the campaign trail to just get elected and now in addition to the promised chicken nuggets and tater tots in all school lunches daily, Rep. Michele Bachmann is promising today to restrict all future earthquakes to the west coast...

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