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    5 WORST Pickup Lines (Unhinged Comedy)

    Sam, Grace, and Colin give us their 5 worst pickup lines! Check out the video here!

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    5. Word of the day is legs. Let's go home and spread the word.

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    Watch her splash that imaginary drink in his face.

    4. If you had a nice butt, would you let me sniff it?

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    Forget the lame, Britney inspired, "If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

    3. If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

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    Cause girls totally go for that type of thing.

    2. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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    Well, if that's not an ice breaker, I don't know what is.

    1. If you were a pirate, would your parrot be on this shoulder, or this shoulder?

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    Cheesy, maybe, but Grace takes the win for cutest delivery!

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