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    27 Less Popular Childrens Books We're Glad Don't Exist

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    Oh, the Places You'll Puke in College! #LessPopularChildrensBooks

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    Daddy Drinks Because You Cry #LessPopularChildrensBooks

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    The Dudes You'll Blow #LessPopularChildrensBooks

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    #LessPopularChildrensBooks Girl please ...

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    Charlie and the Gluten-Free, Nut-free, Locally-sourced, Organic Chocolate Factory #LessPopularChildrensBooks

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    The Lion, the Witch & the Planks of Wood Which Daddy Can't Put Together Because IKEA Didn't Provide a Screwdriver #LessPopularChildrensBooks

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    Bi-Curious George #LessPopularChildrensBooks

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    Mummy & Daddy are getting a divorce, and it's all your fault #LessPopularChildrensBooks

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    Ladybird's 'My first meth lab' #LessPopularChildrensBooks

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    #LessPopularChildrensBooks Guess How Much I Love You? Not Enough

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    The Very Horny Caterpillar #LessPopularChildrensBooks

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    #LessPopularChildrensBooks Why Are You So Stupid?

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    Are You There, God? No, Of Course You're Not. It's Me, Richard Dawkins #LessPopularChildrensBooks

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    #LessPopularChildrensBooks Just this...

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    Sleeping Beauty Narrated by Bill Cosby #LessPopularChildrensBooks

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    50 Shades of Green Eggs & Ham #LessPopularChildrensBooks

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    The Very Hungry Caterpillar Has Type II Diabetes #LessPopularChildrensBooks

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