This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Jul 25, 201527 Less Popular Childrens Books We're Glad Don't ExistThe Very Hungry Human Centipedeby Ally GardinerCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Jesse B. Kelsey @Jesse_B_Kelsey Oh, the Places You'll Puke in College! #LessPopularChildrensBooks 11:04 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 3. Comcastro Podcast @ComcastroShow Daddy Drinks Because You Cry #LessPopularChildrensBooks 09:52 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. Kim Vicious @kim_vicious The Dudes You'll Blow #LessPopularChildrensBooks 05:29 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Fagsy Malone @FagsyMalone #LessPopularChildrensBooks Girl please ... 03:40 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Raoul_Duke @RaoulDuke99 Charlie and the Gluten-Free, Nut-free, Locally-sourced, Organic Chocolate Factory #LessPopularChildrensBooks 09:45 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 9. Alun Saunders @alunsaunders The Lion, the Witch & the Planks of Wood Which Daddy Can't Put Together Because IKEA Didn't Provide a Screwdriver #LessPopularChildrensBooks 08:08 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Vaughn Fry @VaughnFry Bi-Curious George #LessPopularChildrensBooks 03:16 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Paul Kavanagh @weegingerdug Mummy & Daddy are getting a divorce, and it's all your fault #LessPopularChildrensBooks 11:12 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Wirral Meth @WirralMeth Ladybird's 'My first meth lab' #LessPopularChildrensBooks 06:54 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Holy Elle @Holy_Elle #LessPopularChildrensBooks Guess How Much I Love You? Not Enough 05:29 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 15. Carlos Marquez @Dr_C_LOS The Very Horny Caterpillar #LessPopularChildrensBooks 11:35 PM - 24 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Rebel Queen @RebelGirl1323 #LessPopularChildrensBooks Why Are You So Stupid? 11:34 PM - 24 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 18. 19. J. J. Robertson @jamesjrobertson Are You There, God? No, Of Course You're Not. It's Me, Richard Dawkins #LessPopularChildrensBooks 05:58 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 21. Gordon Heliotrope @GordoHelio #LessPopularChildrensBooks Just this... 08:38 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. June @211Pine Sleeping Beauty Narrated by Bill Cosby #LessPopularChildrensBooks 04:01 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. 24. Kabir Iyengar @kabiriyengar 50 Shades of Green Eggs & Ham #LessPopularChildrensBooks 03:42 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. 26. Jeremy Dallas @DALLASNITES The Very Hungry Caterpillar Has Type II Diabetes #LessPopularChildrensBooks 11:08 PM - 24 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27.