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#IfThereWereTwoMes the other one is going on ice and I'm harvesting all those precious organs
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#IfThereWereTwoMes I'd have a fat me and a skinny me.
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#IfThereWereTwoMes i could adopt 3 more cats
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#IfThereWereTwoMes it would always be the other guy who farted.
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I'd be able to disappoint two women at the same time #IfThereWereTwoMes
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#IfThereWereTwoMes we would be the best crime duo to ever exist EVER!
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#IfThereWereTwoMes we'd have twice as much bacon! @aaronsayswhat1
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#IfThereWereTwoMes I could reenact A Night At The Roxbury 😱
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#IfThereWereTwoMes I'd be my own wingman.
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#IfThereWereTwoMes, one of us would have corrected the grammar of this sentence...
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We'd communicate with each other using interpretive dance #IfThereWereTwoMes
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#IfThereWereTwoMes I could borrow money from the other me.
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#IfThereWereTwoMes id probably talk shit about the other me
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#IfThereWereTwoMes we would nag in surround sound
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#IfThereWereTwoMes Chipotle wouldn't be able to keep up with customer demand.
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#IfThereWereTwoMes double the sarcasm
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I'd do a much better job of styling my hair. #IfThereWereTwoMes
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I'd finally have someone to laugh at my jokes. #IfThereWereTwoMes
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