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#ICantAppearOnQandA because someone might be ill and pass out, and I don't think I can look empathetic
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#ICantAppearOnQandA because Islamic State is coming, and there's all this hummus to make.
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#ICantAppearOnQandA cos I'm not a woman of calibre & have to do the ironing
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#IcantappearonQandA because its not paleo.
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#ICantAppearOnQandA because I'm a woman and they don't have a cooking segment
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#icantappearonqanda because Monday's are #PantsOff
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#icantappearonqanda because all my flags are at the dry cleaners..
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#ICantAppearOnQandA because I believe in renewables and if I stop peddling the filter will stop and all my fish will die
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#ICantAppearOnQandA because I'm taking photos of potatoes in suggestive poses.
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#ICantAppearOnQandA because if I do, the terrorists will have won.
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#ICantAppearOnQandA because I'm too busy getting tweets on screen.
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#ICantAppearOnQandA because @rupertmurdoch told me that only the #theboltreport10 supports #freedomofspeech.
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