Top 5 Most Lewd And Lascivious Political Sex Scandals!

With out further adieu... Our Top Five Master --baters!

5. Anthony Wiener

Position: New York Representative

CAUGHT: Accidentally, sent a picture of his wiener to his twitter instead of his mistress. Oops!

Wiener and his Wiener. Could his name provoke anymore Euphemisms? Leave us your best wiener joke in the comments below!

4. Eliot Spitzer

Position: New York governor

CAUGHT: Spitzer's hypocritical hotel rendezvous with a $1,000-an-hour call girl caused him to resign 2 days after the story was published in 2008. I say hypocritical, because this man made a name for himself by shutting down prostitution rings!

When asked in an interview about his new job as a columnist for Slate, Spitzer deadpanned, "It sucks. I used to be governor."

That was an expensive fur burger, brother. We're laughing at you, not with you.

3. Barney Frank

Position: Massachusetts Congressman

CAUGHT: Frank was the first openly gay member of the House and he almost lost it all after having an affair with a male prostitute. The 10-month probe by the House Ethics Committee found that Frank also abused his privileges by waiving 33 of his lover's parking tickets and for writing a memo that attempted to end his probation for a prior infraction.

He must have threw that dick down real good for his Big Daddy.

AND NOW FOR OUR TOP 2 MOST MEMORABLE!

2. Bill Clinton

Position: President

CAUGHT:Monica's buddy ratted them out. Linda Tripp recorded their conversations, where they spoke of intimate details of her sexual affair with the President. These tapes where handed over to a special prosecutor, for a large sum, I'm sure.

Sucking on that peach almost go him Impeached.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

--President Bill Clinton

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You had sex with her every time you met! Didn't you!?! Didn't you?!?

You slammed her! You dunked her donut! You gave her dog a "snaussage"! You stuffed her like a Thanksgiving turkey! Didn't you?!?

1. John F. Kennedy

Position: President

CAUGHT:Marilyn Monroe called Jackie Kennedy at the White House and confessed she was having an affair with her husband, to which the First Lady responded 'that's great... I'll move out and you'll have all the problems.'

"If I don't have a woman every three days or so I get a terrible headache." --President John Kennedy

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