BREAKING: Alvin Greene Can Read! on unamericana.com ›

Mr. Greene should just fade away and resign himself to the fact that the only thing positive that will come out of this situation is that he is almost guarenteed to become the answer to an obscure Trivial Pursuit question in the not-to-distant future.

UNAMERICANA a year ago respond

Inside The Post-Apocalyptic Congressional Fallout Shelter on unamericana.com ›

Can you imagine the partisan hijinks that will occur once they are all sealed in? The late-night slap fights between Barney Frank and Michele Bachmann would be a thing of legend.

UNAMERICANA a year ago respond

One-Armed Man Charged With Unarmed Robbery In Springfield! on unamericana.com ›

Much like a Simpsons episode, the victim got his money back in the end.

UNAMERICANA a year ago 2 responses

6-Year-Old Thug Put In Maximum Security Detention on unamericana.com ›

You know what they say: Spare the prod, spoil the child.

UNAMERICANA a year ago respond

Michele Bachmann Fights To Unleash Cyber Attacks On Congress on unamericana.com ›

If Michele Bachmann doesn't get to use Skype, the cyber-terrorists have already won. When Michele Bachmann wants something, it's unAmerican not to give it to her?

UNAMERICANA a year ago 1 response

Yankees Owner And Nixon Criminal George Steinbrenner Murdered By His Own Heart on unamericana.com ›

Personally, I remember George Steinbrenner for making illegal campaign contributions to Richard Nixon, getting caught, getting suspended from baseball and then getting an undeserved pardon from Ronald Reagan. He died of a heart attack, because his heart was sick of living a lie.

UNAMERICANA a year ago respond