3. Gemma Correll knows you can’t taste raisin in your coffee
“I love your beard, Intelligentsia/Blue Bottle barista with the soulful eyes, but there are no ‘notes of grapefruit and fudge’ in this cup.”
4. Gemma Correll knows you were underwhelmed by “Drunk In Love”
5. Gemma Correll knows that you can believe it’s not butter
7. Gemma Correll knows that the polar vortex has ruined your life
9. Gemma Correll knows that this is your seventh time watching Totoro
10. Gemma Correll knows the vicious “I’m a genius”/”I’m the worst” cycle of creative work
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