Whoopi Goldberg Doesn't Give A F*ck

Whoopi Goldberg is like the honey badger and Winnie the Pooh had a baby. She doesn't care and she's okay with that.

Ah, Whoopi.

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The star who has it all. Literally. Oscar? Check. Grammy? Check. Tony? Check. Emmy? Check. Golden Globe? Check AND Check...she has two of those.

She's a great actress, a superb host...but when it comes to fame and fortune...

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Eh, it's okay.

She wore this to the Tony Awards in 2011...

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...and kept the hat on the whole night.

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Imagine sitting behind her. But ya know what? Who cares? Not Whoopi. You can block my view anytime you want.

Speaking of the Tony Awards...

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Not only has she won one, but she hosted them in 2008 in addition to having hosted the Oscars FOUR times. She LOVES an excuse to throw on a costume. Apparently, she brought this one from home. Just look at all the f*cks she gives.

She hosts The View...

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A few other ladies are there too, but they seem to be dropping like flies. Whoopi? You mad?

She. Doesn't. Give. A. F*ck.

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Sometimes guests say some crazy things...

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She'll give you a warning to cool it...

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Keep it up and SHE WILL TELL YOU.

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She'll tell you good. Every time. Whoopi wins. Alliteration always.

"Whoopi! Can you comment on your latest incident?"

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"I already told you once."

The ladies of The View love to dress up for an occasion...

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Former Presidential Nominees? Not Whoopi.

First lady?

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Meh.

Mr. President?

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Alright, this one is nice. Get it, Whoopi.

Other than the President, why should she care? She's Celie.

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EVERYTHING YOU THINK ABOUT IS GONNA CRUMBLE

Oda Mae Brown

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Tens and twenties?

Corrina

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Slow down.

Guinan

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For the nerds out there...

AND Sister Mary Clarence. TWICE.

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Whoopi. You're the best!

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Oh right. You don't care.

Sherri? Did you want to add something?

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Rude. But, correct.

Oh! And also...

This happened.

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