18 Of The Dopest Rhymes From '90s Kid's Commercials

Why aren't these on Rap Genius yet?

1. Honey Nut Cheerios (1991)

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Catch my name, it's General G

And I'm looking everywhere for my honey, you see?

2. KerPlunk (1993)

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Start with the sticks, like so

Making a bed where the marbles go.

3. Ghost Writer (1992)

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Three magnetic shapes, one pen, two sides

Your drawings disappear from the magic inside.

4. Sound Swing Bat [feat. Jonathan Taylor Thomas] (1992)

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Whack it, crack it, best of all

You can make that sound without the ball.

5. Honeycomb (1992)

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Yo, the taste is in the shape, lip-smacking honey

The taste is really on and it looks kinda funny.

6. Flippits (1990)

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Made with real fruit and that's absolute

And real milk chocolate, listen to me talk it!

7. Flintstones Push Ups (1990)

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Ah-yabba, dabba, ah-dabba do

Yeah, Flintstones Push Ups, that's what's cool!

8. Golden Crisp (1992)

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When you get up in the morning and you want some tasty fun

Call the Sugar Bear in Golden Crisp, the golden tasting one.

9. Campbell's Soup (1991)

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It's a soup for bears, Teddy bowl full of fun

Gonna make your mouth happy, be your favorite one.

10. Label Zone (1994)

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Make a card, make it cool

Labels on your stuff for school.

11. Rice Krispies (1988)

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One free in Rice Krispies. FREE.

12. Pringles (1993)

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Chips in bags got bust to pieces

Brings you down with all their greases.

13. Honey Smacks (1988)

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You can take the bus or hop like us

Make Smacks a part of your complete breakfast.

14. Rappin' Rockin' Barbie (1992)

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This Barbie's cool from her head to her toes

'Cause she's got the most happening clothes.

15. Fruity Pebbles (1992)

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I'm the Master Rubble and I'm here to say

I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way.

16. Liquid Tide (1991)

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I know I'm chill, I'm seventeen

I'm all wrapped up in being clean.

17. Froot Loops (1993)

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My name is DK Rhino and I've been looking left and right

For a cereal that won't bore me but there isn't one in sight.

18. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening (1993)

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Peepin' through with an overhead view

'Cause a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.