Once again Matt Stopera demonstrates his talent for hyperbole.

This could be part of the 5 Second Movies series. That was hilarious.

Getting EMS on the scene as fast as possible is more important than if a layman knows if they're alright. He absolutely did the correct thing.

So many of these people don't even qualify as goths.

I don't mind racist jokes, but you seem to (“it's 2011…yiiikes!”), so why did you post this?

That guy was American…

Oh wow. I did not expect to be this impressed.

She states that she has been getting “more and more into her veganism”. Implying that she wasn't a wack job before she moved in. It isn't her roommates fault that she decided to become a radical vegan AFTER they moved in. How is that possibly the fault of the meat eating roommate? It's absurd to state that the meat eater has ANY responsibility to conform to their wishes. If it wasn't stated before they moved in, and he's not doing any illegal, he has no obligation to change or even consider her feelings.

The problem with FB chat, is that it doesn't have an invisible feature. Until they get one, I won't be using it. Even if they do, I probably won't change. I don't understand why FB is trying to corner the IM market.

This headline is extremely misleading. Bad job, Stopera.