73 Items That Got Stuck Inside People Last Year [NSFW]
The Sun Sentinal has created a handy database of emergency room records that includes the top insertions that get stuck inside of humans. Here they are, categorized by orifice and with illustrations, to help you visualize. You're welcome.
Things That Got Stuck In People's Ears
POTPOURRI BEADS
A STRAWBERRY
ERASER
CHALK
A GREEN LEAF
JUICE STRAW
PENCIL LEAD
SILVER METAL CHARM
A TOY
COMB
Things That Got Stuck In People's Noses
CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
BATTERY
TIP OF A SKI POLE
TOOTHPICK
ALUMINUM FOIL
PLASTIC FISHING WORM
SPONGE
6-INCH NAIL
STUFFING FROM A STUFFED TEDDY BEAR
A BEAN
Things That Got Stuck In People's Throats
COAT HANGER
MOUTHGUARD
CONFETTI
"WATER WITH COINS IN IT"
PLASTIC EGG
DOG TOY
DRY ICE
SCREWDRIVER
"PART OF A TISSUE OR A FUZZY PART OF MY BLANKET"
BEE
Things That Got Stuck In People's Penises
PEN
PEN CAP
PAPER CLIP
STICK
PLASTIC PIECES FROM A GAME CARTRIDGE
FISH HOOK
"A PIECE OF A PLASTIC SPOON TO SEE HOW IT FELT"
Things That Got Stuck In People's Vaginas
TOY CAR
TOY SCREWDRIVER
ICE CREAM SCOOP
SHOWER KNOB
GLASS VIAL OF COCAINE
BALL OF YARN WITH KNITTING NEEDLE
BRACELET
SMALL RED RUBBER BALL
Things That Got Stuck In People's Rectums
TOY SOLDIER
ACTION FIGURE
SHAVING CREAM CAN
TRAVEL TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
NEEDLE NOSE PLIERS
SMALL BEAD
"RIDING BICYCLE NAKED, LOST BALANCE, LANDED ON POLE CAUSING TRAUMA TO RECTUM"
PENCIL ERASER
CONDIMENT BOTTLE
TIP OF TOILET WAND
SEWING THREAD 8CM LONG
DRUGS IN SOCK
PLASTIC BOTTLE OF DRUGS
HAIRBRUSH
"JAR TO DILATE RECTUM SO HE COULD MOVE HIS BOWELS"
FALSE FINGERNAIL
GLASS DILDO
PLASTIC DILDO
SOFT RUBBERIZED DILDO
VIBRATING DILDO
DOUBLE DILDO
GOLF BALL
"ATE OATMEAL, DECIDED TO STICK GARDEN HOSE IN HIS RECTUM & FLUSH SELF OUT"
6-INCH SEX TOY
10-INCH BOTTLE
16-INCH SEX TOY
REBAR WIRE
"BABY BOTTLE USED IN KINKY SEX"
Source: databases.sun-sentinel.com / via: deadspin.com
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In my first rotation as an A&E (ER) doctor, I had a guy come in with a bottle up his rectum claiming that he'd lost the bottle opener and decided to try and remove the cap using his anal sphincter. He said he'd tried this many times before and it had worked…
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Okay, I can see how most of these items would fit in the places where they wound up. But HOW THE HELL do you get a strawberry in your ear??
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I can never look at my Sonic Screwdriver the same way again…
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excellent dildo specificity!
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Your knitting wrong.
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Of all the things to get stuck in orifices, I'm reassured by the number of dildos, since they're kinda supposed to go in there.
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im pretty sure thousands of condoms get stuck in vaginas as well
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a lot of these were found up rectums too.
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These items were all be-haled by Perez Hilton at one point or another (not that there is anything wrong with that)
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Coat hanger in the throat? Abortion: you're doing it wrong. (awaits broken-heart reactions)
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With the bee in the throat, OWWIE now I'm even more scarred of bees. And the toy screwdriver, that's not what the sonic screwdriver is used for. :facepalm:
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Some eye bleach for everyone. Thank me later.
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uh, that last part was definitely NSFW. Thanks for the warning.
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I shouldn't have read this. I feel nauseous and frightened for all mankind.
