73 Items That Got Stuck Inside People Last Year [NSFW]

The Sun Sentinal has created a handy database of emergency room records that includes the top insertions that get stuck inside of humans. Here they are, categorized by orifice and with illustrations, to help you visualize. You’re welcome.

Things That Got Stuck In People’s Ears

POTPOURRI BEADS

A STRAWBERRY

ERASER

CHALK

A GREEN LEAF

JUICE STRAW

PENCIL LEAD

SILVER METAL CHARM

A TOY

COMB

Things That Got Stuck In People’s Noses

CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT

BATTERY

TIP OF A SKI POLE

TOOTHPICK

ALUMINUM FOIL

PLASTIC FISHING WORM

SPONGE

6-INCH NAIL

STUFFING FROM A STUFFED TEDDY BEAR

A BEAN

Things That Got Stuck In People’s Throats

COAT HANGER

MOUTHGUARD

CONFETTI

“WATER WITH COINS IN IT”

PLASTIC EGG

DOG TOY

DRY ICE

SCREWDRIVER

“PART OF A TISSUE OR A FUZZY PART OF MY BLANKET”

BEE

Things That Got Stuck In People’s Penises

PEN

PEN CAP

PAPER CLIP

STICK

PLASTIC PIECES FROM A GAME CARTRIDGE

FISH HOOK

“A PIECE OF A PLASTIC SPOON TO SEE HOW IT FELT”

Things That Got Stuck In People’s Vaginas

TOY CAR

TOY SCREWDRIVER

ICE CREAM SCOOP

SHOWER KNOB

GLASS VIAL OF COCAINE

BALL OF YARN WITH KNITTING NEEDLE

BRACELET

SMALL RED RUBBER BALL

Things That Got Stuck In People’s Rectums

TOY SOLDIER

ACTION FIGURE

SHAVING CREAM CAN

TRAVEL TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER

NEEDLE NOSE PLIERS

SMALL BEAD

“RIDING BICYCLE NAKED, LOST BALANCE, LANDED ON POLE CAUSING TRAUMA TO RECTUM”

PENCIL ERASER

CONDIMENT BOTTLE

TIP OF TOILET WAND

SEWING THREAD 8CM LONG

DRUGS IN SOCK

PLASTIC BOTTLE OF DRUGS

HAIRBRUSH

“JAR TO DILATE RECTUM SO HE COULD MOVE HIS BOWELS”

FALSE FINGERNAIL

GLASS DILDO

PLASTIC DILDO

SOFT RUBBERIZED DILDO

VIBRATING DILDO

DOUBLE DILDO

GOLF BALL

“ATE OATMEAL, DECIDED TO STICK GARDEN HOSE IN HIS RECTUM & FLUSH SELF OUT”

6-INCH SEX TOY

10-INCH BOTTLE

16-INCH SEX TOY

REBAR WIRE

“BABY BOTTLE USED IN KINKY SEX”

databases.sun-sentinel.com / Via deadspin.com

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