Dash or Cheezburger
Getting old real quick.
As I woman, I have to say that I think the majority of this is ridiculous. 1)I really don't care if the lid is lifted or not. As long as there's no pee on the seat or the floor when you leave the bathroom. My ex was a disgusting person and apparently could not control himself and I would find myself always having to wipe off the toilet seat or worse, stepping in pee in the dark. 2) I also don't care if you close the lid when you're done. I'm a big girl and know not to put my ass down anywhere until I look where I'm sitting. 3) I don't mind shaking hands with genitals. Heh, heh. 4) And come on, is this “Lady of the House” 7 years old? Who gives a shit about pubes. I mean…if they were my dad's or my brother's I would be grossed out but if it's my boyfriend I really don't give a shit. Besides, he uses the bar and I use liquid. Who gives? 5) 1 thing I do agree with is the shower curtain one. 6) Don't give a shit if my boyfriend uses my “fertilizers” (seriously, who talks like that?) 7 & 8) and don't care about the toilet brush. 9) I use my boyfriend's razor sometimes, he's never used mine so I got no complaints on that. Ha. 10) Decorative soap is pointless and tacky. 11) I've never complained about an erection, in any circumstances and I don't care if you pee in the shower either. Guess I'm easy to please but apparently some uptight bitches are not.
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