5. Look! You caught your corgi! He’s so proud of you he could just bust!
8. Never mind. This corgi fell asleep.
9. And this corgi fell asleep, too.
Hmmm. I guess your corgi doesn’t need help relaxing after all. Maybe you could use the massage?
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