First, catch your corgi.
No, really. Catch your corgi.
Seriously. This just isn't that hard.
Even this turtle can catch a corgi.
Look! You caught your corgi! He's so proud of you he could just bust!
Now clean your corgi.
I mean REALLY clean your corgi.
Never mind. This corgi fell asleep.
And this corgi fell asleep, too.
Hmmm. I guess your corgi doesn't need help relaxing after all. Maybe you could use the massage?