Which Famous Turtle Are You?

Let's face it: deep down, we all want to be turtles. Now you can determine your inner turtle spirit with this handy-dandy quiz. Remember to post your results!

Question #1

Which of the following would you rather read?

• The Ninja Handbook: This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon, by Douglas Sarine
• Pollyanna, by Eleanor H. Porter
• The Prince, by Machiavelli
• Bullies are a Pain in the Brain, by Trevor Romain
• Strawberry Shortcake's Berry Yummy Cookbook
• Passing, by Nella Larsen
• On the Origin of the Species, by Charles Darwin
• Frankenstein, by Mary Shelley
• The Encyclopedia

Question #1

Which of the following would you rather read?

• The Ninja Handbook: This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon, by Douglas Sarine
• Pollyanna, by Eleanor H. Porter
• The Prince, by Machiavelli
• Bullies are a Pain in the Brain, by Trevor Romain
• Strawberry Shortcake's Berry Yummy Cookbook
• Passing, by Nella Larsen
• On the Origin of the Species, by Charles Darwin
• Frankenstein, by Mary Shelley
• The Encyclopedia

Question #2

If you had free time, which would you rather be doing?

• Skating, then jamming, and finally topping it all off with pizza.
• I'd be reading a book. I like to learn.
• My minions would be feeding me grapes and fine wine as I worked on my evil plans.
• Free time? Who has free time?
• I'D BE EATING STRAWBERRIES!!!
• I'd be doing whatever the cool turtles are up to.
• Long distance spitting. I'm trying to break my personal best.
• I'd go for a walk that would inevitably lead to battling a monster while the fate of mankind hangs in the balance.
• I'd be napping.

Question #3

You're hungry. What will you eat?

• I'll have a side of pizza with my pizza, dude.
• Whatever mom is making for dinner.
• Charbroiled mushroom with a side of freshly caught princess.
• I'm too stressed and busy to eat.
• OMG, STRAWBERRIES, OF COURSE!!!
• I'll have whatever the other turtles are eating.
• Rare Candy.
• Fish. Lots and lots of fish.
• A lollipop.

Question #4

Which of these songs most appeals to you?

• Ninja Rap, by Vanilla Ice
• Baby, by Justin Bieber
• Wagner's Flight of the Valkyries
• Miserable at Best, by Mayday Parade
• Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom, by Parry Gripp
• Tik Tok, by Ke$ha
• Why Does the Sun Shine? by They Might be Giants
• My Beloved Monster, by the Eels
• Bizet's Carmen

Question #5

Which of these colors do you like best?

• Orange
• Red
• Black
• Blue
• Yellow
• Green
• Aqua
• Ugly
• Grey

Question #6

OMG OMG OMG!!! What do you think!?!

• Like, radical, dude!
• Tee hee.
• Grrrrr!
• I can't get excited about this.
• YOU MUST HAVE STRAWBERRIES!!!!
• I don't know, what do you think?
• *giggle*
• RAWR! STOMP STOMP STOMP.
• Ehh? Speak up!

Question #7

Where would you like to go on a first date?

• Skateboarding park
• Playground
• Casino
• That would mean I'd have to GET a date first.
• Pinkberry
• Wherever's hot right now.
• The beach
• Couple's Yoga
• 50s diner, shuffleboard, then a movie.

Question #8

Would you wear any of these?

• Bandanna
• Baseball Cap
• Studded Collar
• Chains of servitude
• A smiley-face pin
• Whatever's "in" right now.
• One of those fake flowers that squirts water.
• Monster Mask
• Glasses

Question #9

Which of the following best describes you?

• Laid back
• Responsible
• Tyrannical
• Submissive
• Ecstatic
• Emulative
• Mischievous
• Misunderstood
• Wise

Question #10

Favorite Drink?

• Jolt Cola
• Milk
• Hard Liquor
• Coffee
• Strawberry Smoothie
• Mint Mocha Frappucino with soy milk and extra foam.
• Water with lemon and LOTS of ice cubes.
• Sake
• Prune Juice

Question #11

Where would you prefer to live?

• Anywhere where there's ample space to party hard.
• A nice quiet house in the suburbs.
• An imposing castle.
• Anything is better than the hellhole I currently live in.
• Someplace with lots of room to have my own garden.
• A mansion in a gated community.
• Near the beach.
• Japan
• Nursing home

Your Quiz Result:

Michelangelo

COWBUNGA, DUDE! You're Michelangelo, the most fun-loving of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. When you're not off fighting the bad guys, you're scarfing pizza and keeping that 80s vibe alive.

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Franklin

You are Franklin! You're a bit of a goody-two-shoes, but you're easy going and still manage to exude a bit of cool by dint of being a turtle.

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Bowser

You are Bowser, also known as King Koopa, the ferocious Dragon Turtle! Although you are frequently thwarted by plumbers, this has not lessened your desire to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom. You enjoy being evil for evil's sake.

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Koopa Troopa

You are the Koopa Troopa! As one of King Koopa's minions you are frequently subject to abuse from an angry boss and a pair of jerky plumbers. You could probably do with a trip to a good therapist; people step on you all the time.

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Happy Turtle

You are the Happy Turtle! Ever the optimist, your sunny personality is made possible by nature's perfect fruit: the strawberry. OMG LOOK, is that a strawberry? :D

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Snail

You are a snail! The ultimate turtle wannabes, snails acquire shells just to make themselves seem more turtlish. As adorable as you sometimes are, you have the tendency to leave slime wherever you go, exposing your true nature.

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Squirtle

You are a Squirtle! Squirtles are Pokemon turtles with bushy-squirrel like tails. The ultimate combination of scholar and prankster, Squirtles are obsessed with evolutionary theory and spitting water at unsuspecting victims.

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Gamera

You are Gamera! At first sight you appear to be frightening, but you actually have the best interests of the human race in mind. You love pudding, long walks on the beach, and putting the smack-down on evil Kaiju.

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Mr. Turtle

You are Mr. Turtle! Wise and helpful, you are not a dick like that lollipop chomping owl.