• Tortoise Humping Shoe

    Just in case you’ve been living under a rock, here’s the kind of video I’m talking about.

  • Guy Dressed as Turtle Humps Shoe Car

    What I appreciate about this is that someone took the time to dress up as a turtle and locate a giant boot. Proportions are important, people.

  • Shoe Humps Turtle

    By inverting the roles of the turtle and the shoe, this Youtuber has deconstructed the whole tortoise-humping-shoe genre. Bravo!

  • Tortoise is Nowhere Near a Shoe

    I like this. The tortoise is cute, he’s enjoying his lunch, and I don’t feel dirty watching this video. I think we have a winner.