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    Turtle Cheesecake

    This is not a post about a tasty dessert with chocolate and pecans. This is a gross misuse of filters, cliche lines, and an innocent reptile. This is turtle cheesecake.

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    by turtlefeed

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    • I'm here to whisk you away on a romantic evening.

    • Shall we open a bottle of wine?

    • This is an excellent vintage.

    • I will shower you in jewels, my darling.

    • And everyone knows turtle kisses are sweeter than candy.

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