This is the most British thing that’s ever happened. Amazing.

How the hell can you have the nerve to talk this shit when you can’t even write English properly?

“Not only isn’t Barcelona one of the most proeminents teams in Europe” - Let’s not listen to most of Europe’s players, critics and fans, not to mention the avalanche of recent titles that suggest exactly this. “messi isn’t a striker.” - He only scored 70 goals last season and is the team’s most advanced player on the pitch most of the time. ” if you find the defending game boring, i don’t see how you can stand barcelona passing the ball 30 times inside their midfield…” - Because when you have the ball you’re not defending. “Do you even watch soccer?” - You clearly don’t.

How do you not know the name of your own anthem?

Nail on the head, bro.

I think it’s a nice change from the usual gravelly-voiced wisecracking badass you usually get in games. And it looks like this is a young version of Lara on her first mission or something - so the characterisation makes sense from that point of view.

You know what scene is huge in London? The Black Eyed Peas scene - just like everywhere else.  They were asking people at random. What do you want?

Negration eh? Even the ancient Greeks were racist…

Where’d they get the stats for the top one?

The dumbest are people who believe they’re doing “critical analysis” but are really just in denial. They’ve provided no credible evidence to suggest the government is lying about Osama’s death beyond poorly spelt bitching about “illuminati”…