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1. I've finally decided to take the plunge into online dating. So much opportunity awaits me!
2. OK, let's make that profile!
3. Which pic should I put up? I think I'll just play it safe.
4. Wait, what's up with all these questions that I kind of don't know the answers to?
5. Really, stop with all the pointless questions.
6. Oooooh snap, just got my first message!
7. Hold up. He wants to spread Nutella where? With his what? While his cat does WHAT? Aww, hell no!
8. All I really want is this:
And this:
But instead I'm only getting this:
9. OK, another message. Please don't creep me out. PLEASE.
10. Aww, he wants to meet up for coffee!
11. So this means I have to talk to him, like, in real life?
12. I wasn't really prepared for all of this.
13. But I don't want to end up like this:
So I'll give it a shot.
14. Worst-case scenario, he'll end up being like this:
And I'll be all like:
15. So bring it on, coffee date!
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