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1. Pick a card with an old school reference you personally can't relate to.
2. Celebrate your dad's special talents.
3. Show your sincere gratitude.
4. Remind him of that book he never had time to write after you were born.
5. Impress him with flowery language.
6. Pay tribute to his Game of Thrones addiction.
7. Communicate in a comfortable non-verbal manner.
8. Let him know he's the best of the best.
9. Finally say what everyone else already knows.
10. Take your dad back to the 80s when he still had hair.
11. Honor his sense of style.
12. State the obvious.
13. Say the six words every father wants to hear.
14. Lure him in with refreshing treats.
15. You love your dad. Your dad loves beer. Enough said.
16. Remind him of his powerful gender.
17. Tell the truth even when it feels great.
18. Appeal to his crafty nature.
19. Make him feel cool and hip.
20. Don't screw with him.
21. Give him a major award.
22. Dads and yard work, am I right?
23. Let him recount how he walked ten miles uphill in a blizzard just to get to school. Oh, and there were no sneakers back then.
24. Don't forget the man who made the man who made you.
25. Actually buy a card. It's literally the least you can do.
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