I think we just found out how to move money from the 1% to the 99%. Quick! Everyone paint a circle or tape some trash together. I'm going to call mine “Zeitgeist of Masochism” and it will express my disgust about whatever is currently happening in Darfur.

Come on people. They still have bloomers on. SO…the rapist killed them, then pulled up their panties? Get real. I think these are just drunk princesses passed out in various places. Except Alice…she's definitely in a bad place.

Aim for the knee!

This is how one guy makes popcorn in Korea. The rest of us use popcorn poppers and microwaves like civilized people.

Can't wait to see if this can be used against the “God will judge you” people.

This is why I had my empathy chip removed.

I don't get it. Most of those losers were types that I hung out with. Most of the people I would have considered bullies are now either living in the same small town with boring dead-end jobs or are surgeons and lawyers.

And the Observers are watching him, so he must have something to do with the intersection of our universe and Walternate's universe.

What? No bible? And some of these books were written by foreigners! He must be a satanist and a nazi.

Best ad ever. I watched it. Now if the show is all about her dressing up in little stripper outfits, you might be able to beat “Jersey Shore.”