Compassionate would have been if he'd paid for it before he made a jackass out of himself.

It's when Romney says things like that now that Facebook's worth eleventy billion dollars it's worth paying attention to which make me think that if you tied a dollar bill to a helium balloon and let it go, he'd scamper after it with his arms outstretched like a popsicle-stained toddler chasing a butterfly.

Jesus hopscotching Christ, it's just a boob. As long as she's not trying to feed ME with them, I don't care what the hell she does with them.

How is being a black Abe Lincoln an insult?

Did he come up with that phrase because someone called him one to his face during one of his stupid presidential bids where he was a sexist homophobic bag of dicks?

Not everything Hitler did was evil, but … uh, yeah, you might want to avoid using him as an example for ANYTHING.

Oh, really? My brother has a question for the GOP: How is it that he can get fired if his supervisor decides that he's not done enough work or has done something wrong even though surveillance video proves the supervisor is full of it, but if the GOP decides they're going to obstruct the workings of the government to the point where nothing whatsoever can get done, up to and including legislation which could help get him a new job and also keep his bullshit supervisor from pulling that crap again on anyone else, it's perfectly okay and the congressmen and -women and senators who get elected only to purposely not do a goddamn thing shouldn't get punished?

Does she not own a T-shirt and a pair of a jeans? That's a sporting event, Kim, not the club.

That cover just makes me feel sorry for James Buchanan and his partner.