Buzz·Posted on Oct 31, 201423 Things That Only Dogs Wearing Shoes UnderstandEveryone is laughing. Everyone but you.by Tracy ClaytonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Walking in them for the first time feels like everything in the world is wrong. View this vine on Vine vine.co 2. And you try to act normal when in reality you have NO IDEA HOW TO WALK IN THESE THINGS. View this vine on Vine vine.co 3. Nobody cares that you are obviously uncomfortable. View this vine on Vine vine.co 4. Everybody thinks that your life being turned completely upside down is soooooo funny. View this vine on Vine vine.co "I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO FEET PLEASE SEND HELP PLEASE" 5. They mistake your distress for cuteness. View this vine on Vine vine.co 6. Your human calls you over just so they can see how ridiculous you look. View this vine on Vine vine.co 7. Even if they wanted to help you, they can't because they're too busy laughing at the back leg kick thing you do. View this vine on Vine vine.co 8. (And in their defense, the back leg kick thing is pretty cute, but still.) View this vine on Vine vine.co 9. Seriously nobody cares about your feelings. You only exist for their entertainment. View this vine on Vine vine.co 10. And they won't keep their camera out of your face. View this vine on Vine vine.co Chill, paparazzi! 11. The clip-clop makes it impossible for you to sneak up on anything. View this vine on Vine vine.co How am I supposed to chase birds like this?! 12. Having a cheap human means having to share a pair with your brother. View this vine on Vine vine.co If you're going to make us do this, can you at least get us our own individual pair?! Jeez. 13. You have to decide whether you should focus on walking or trying to get those damn things off. View this vine on Vine vine.co You definitely can't do both. 14. Oh, those stressful hours you spend trying to get those things off. View this vine on Vine vine.co 15. But when you finally manage to get them off, it is the sweetest feeling in the world. View this vine on Vine vine.co Aaaaahh, serenity! 16. And there's no greater joy than slamming those joints on the ground in the middle of your human's gigglefest. View this vine on Vine vine.co WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, HUH? 17. But when you find a pair you like, you just can't contain your excitement. View this vine on Vine vine.co 18. You kind of can't stop running around to show them off. View this vine on Vine vine.co 19. Seriously, you feel unstoppable. View this vine on Vine vine.co 20. A new pair can significantly boost your swag. View this vine on Vine vine.co 21. There's nothing like getting a pair that goes *perfectly* with your favorite outfit. View this vine on Vine vine.co 22. And they come in very, very handy on winter walks. View this vine on Vine vine.co 23. And one thing is true across species: Nothing, and I mean nothing, feels flyer than a fresh pair of Js. View this vine on Vine vine.co