1. First of all, this isn't even halfway true.
2. Women *do* sweat. And when we do, we don't look like this.
3. This. This is much more accurate.
4. No matter what the temperature is, it always feels like hell.
5. Dressing for any season is difficult. Especially winter.
6. Sure you've made it to your destination without getting frostbite, but then you take off your coat and scarves and gloves to find this.
7. Summer is also special kind of hell.
8. Since you're wearing less clothing there's nothing for your buckets of sweat to soak in to so it just cascades all over the place.
9. And there's nothing worse than ruining a super cute outfit with gallons and gallons of sweat.
10. This is you after any physical activity at all.
11. You don't even need physical activity because you sweat while standing still, too.
12. Cuddling is another thing that is only good in theory.
13. Those cute fuzzy flannel pajamas always seem like a good idea...
14. And when you sweat more than the usual person, sex is... interesting.
15. All your warm, moist places get ever warmer and moister.
16. Nothing worse than those "is that sweat or did I just start my period?" moments.
17. Working out? Prepare to look like someone sprayed you with a water hose.
18. This is basically you after a workout.
19. You always feel like you need a shower, even if you've just taken one.
20. BOOB SWEAT.
21. Seriously, why isn't this available in every drug store?!
22. Speaking of deodorant, you have to have some on you at all times.
23. Straightening your hair is almost pointless because you're just gonna sweat it out anyway.
24. In summation, your whole life is essentially this.
