33 Insanely Amazing Golden Girls Crafts For Sale On Etsy

Prayer Candles, zombies and paint-by-numbers. For being in their "golden" years, these ladies sure still get around.

1. This Skirt

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2. These Zombie Portraits

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So you'll never sleep again.

3. These Wine Glasses

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Seller also offers a Barbra Streisand for just $24!

4. This Nightlight

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In case you can't sleep on account of the zombies.

5. These Melty Bead Magnets

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6. This "Saint Bea" Prayer Candle

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It's SPARKLY! Maybe burn this to help ward off the zombies, too?

7. This Necklace

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All characters available and seller also offers Stan cufflinks!

And the back (so good)

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8. This Handprinted Note Card

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POSSIBLE NOTE INSIDE?:

Dorothy: Good night, Rose. Go to sleep, honey. Pray for brains.

9. This AMAZING Scale Model of Their House

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Which has hidden gems for the die-hard fans including:

- Sophia's bamboo purse in the living room

- Rose's painting of St. Olaf from Season 5 "All Bets Off"

- Open the kitchen cabinet to find Dorothy's bike helmet from Season 6 "There Goes the Bride"

- Blanche's Commemorative Citrus Festival Ball Plate (glued back together) from Season 5 "Ebb Tide"

- Look for the deck of cards Rose used with Gene in Season 2 "Isn't it Romantic?"

- Rose's "R" Cups from Season 5 "72 Hours"

- Rose's Teddy Bear Fernando from Season 3, "Old Friends"

- Baggie of Egg Yolks from Season 5 "Sick and Tired"

- and of course, a cheesecake from, well... almost every episode

Detail of Model (1 of 2)

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Detail of Model (2 of 2)

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10. These Wine Cozies

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11. This Painting Called The Golden Gays

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Extra nice fact here? The original painting was was donated to the Gay and Lesbian Center in LA, but the prints are still for sale.

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12. This Baby Onesie

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Blanche's placement here? Thoughts?

13. This Light SwitchPlate

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[Blanche comes into the kitchen. Rose can't see her]

Blanche: I am nothing but a disgusting cheap slut.
Rose: Don't tell me... it's Blanche.

14. This Dorothy Ring

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And yes, seller makes one for each girl!

15. These Cross-Stitch Charts

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With all the good one-liners

16. This Other Cross-Stitch Pattern

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17. This Typography Poster

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18. This Leather Wallet

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19. And This iPad Sleeve

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20. This Blanche Portrait Print

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21. This Blueprint

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From the Designer: The design is made according with the "real" apartment respecting the spaces, proportions, furniture and objects presents in the studio set.

22. This (really bizarre) Pencil and Ink Drawing of Sophia

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23. And This (even more bizarre) Drawing of Blanche

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24. This Golden *horse* Girl Hybrid

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That may (but probably not) or may not (again, most likely not) be modeled after a young, Betty White. But a Golden Girl, nonetheless (reaching, reaching) .

25. This Betty White Mug

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26. This Deck of Playing Cards

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27. This Piece of Notebook Paper

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28. And This One

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29. This Andy Warhol Inspired Portrait

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I'm just going to go ahead and let you comment on the choice of props. Feel free to leave a comment, below.

30. This Portrait By a "Talented, and Some Day Famous 12 Year Old Artist"

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As advertised by the artist, herself. For $25, plus shipping.

31. This Fabric That Matches Blanche's Bedroom Wallpaper

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32. This Dress That Definitely COULD Have Been Worn By Blanche (but wasn't)

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33. This Paint By Numbers Kit

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Was sold out but now available again for purchase!

Well, that's all. Now what should we do?

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Oh, Blanche!